Me: Good afternoon Elric!
Me: You don't sound very excited, do you?
Me: Moving on... What are you doing today? And how old are you?
Elric: Currently I'm on a picnic, which you so rudely took me from. I'm seventeen years.
Me: Oh, and who were you picnicking with?
Elric: Just a girl from the village. Her name is Anya.
Me: Anya, eh? *grins* And just what is your opinion of Anya?
Elric: She's smart. She knows her poetry. She's very... lovely. But why am I telling you this?
Me: Because I told you to! So there!
Elric: That's not very nice.
Me: Deal with it, buddy. So, why are you in the village of Redge?
Elric: It's a bit confidential
Me: Seriously? I wrote all about it! I know the confidential stuff! I know everything about you! I know the thoughts that go through your brain right when you think them! I CREATED YOU!
Elric: That was... disturbing. Fine. I'm here to find... a traitor.
Me: Really? How do you know the person you're looking for is a traitor?
Elric: *puts head in hands* I'm not sure! I don't know what to do!
Me: Well don't break down on me right now!
Elric: Ahem. Sorry about that. I'm just really confused. All these strange thoughts keep going through my mind, and I don't know where they're coming from!
Me: *snicker* I do.
Elric: Do you think it's part of the illness of...
Me: Hush up! That's not supposed to be revealed yet! And the answer is no, Elric. You're fine. Poor, tortured boy. But answer the question without breaking down.
Elric: I don't know what I believe. But I suppose I might as well do what I've been ordered. At least I won't be imprisoned, or killed. When I'm king I can change things.
Me: Isn't it better to try to change things now?
Elric: What? I mean, what can I do? I'm just a scrawny, unloved prince! No one respects me, nobody thinks I can do anything!
Me: What about your manservant, Winson.
Elric: Well, Winston is just one person. If no one else supports me, what can I do?
Me: I have a feeling that more people support you then you think. What about Anya?
Elric: *looks at me curiously* What about Anya?
Me: You said she was erm lovely?
Me: *giggle* You like her don't you?!
Elric: Like? Well, yes she's a nice person.
Me: You LOVE her.
Elric: Excuse me. I don't wish to speak of this.
Me: *huff* Fine. Who's ordering you to find the "traitor"
Elric: Well, my father, the king.
Me: And what do you think of your father?
Elric: He's my father, he's the king! I have to do as he says.
Me: Or else?
Elric: Well yes. But you shouldn't say anything bad about him. He might hear you.
Me: Please. He can't do anything. So what are you going to do later?
Elric: I suppose I'll search for information regarding the traitor. Though I really don't want to...
Me: Oh you will. And a lot of other things will happen to you to, but we'll leave it for now. I might interview you again, later, when you're in different circumstances. Enjoy your picnic.
Elric: Thank you. I think... For all I know you might have someone attack us!
Me: *Laughs nervously* Well, have a good day! Goodbye!
And that's all for Elric's interview, for now. I know, it doesn't tell you too much. But that's kinda the point. :D
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